golfer's elbow

n. a pain in the elbow that comes from writing too much, a condition that makes it difficult to raise a pen to your mouth or to hold a cup of coffee, which is an essential part of the writing process, since drinking coffee is an important way to replenish the energy you burn by writing so much, which leaves you with a vicious cycle that forces you to take a break from writing to hurt your arm even more by golfing.